LIFESTYLE
New York's best Christmas tree is made entirely of kegs
Ryan C Miller, and Angie Nassar
Democrat and Chronicle
There are some things upstate New York does right. Beer is one of these things.
Behold! Genesee Brew House just unveiled this bad boy Thursday night: 400 empty kegs of pure Christmas bliss.
Now ask yourself this: Why would you buy a fake tree when you could build yourself a mini version from kegs?
For starters, you don’t have to hang hideous DIY childhood ornaments on a keg tree. That cotton ball mess you made in art class when you were 10 years old faintly resembles a newborn chicken in a hat. No amount of glitter will undo the decades worth of crushed childhood dreams your sad excuse for a snowman represents.
Here are a couple more reasons a keg tree is better than the artificial alternative: